In a development that has health food advocates choking on their kale smoothies, scientists have officially reclassified chocolate as a vegetable, citing its botanical origins and what they call ‘convenient interpretations of basic biology.’
In a development that has health food advocates choking on their kale smoothies, scientists have officially reclassified chocolate as a vegetable, citing its botanical origins and what they call ‘convenient interpretations of basic biology.’
A recent survey indicates that 80% of social media users only read headlines before sharing articles online. Experts suggest this trend could be contributing to the spread of misinformation, but users defend their behavior by claiming they are “too busy for details.
“It’s not an addiction, I just have notifications,” says man who clearly hasn’t put his phone down in two hours.
We thought something felt off,” says confused citizen, staring at calendar.
Experts suggest the nation could unite under a single nap schedule, potentially solving most major conflicts.