In a development that has health food advocates choking on their kale smoothies, scientists have officially reclassified chocolate as a vegetable, citing its botanical origins and what they call ‘convenient interpretations of basic biology.’
In a development that has health food advocates choking on their kale smoothies, scientists have officially reclassified chocolate as a vegetable, citing its botanical origins and what they call ‘convenient interpretations of basic biology.’
We thought something felt off,” says confused citizen, staring at calendar.