“Could These Rumors Be True? Who’s to Say? 🤷♂️ — The Best Internet Gossip, No Fact-Checking Required (Just Like the Mainstream Media!)”
“Could These Rumors Be True? Who’s to Say? 🤷♂️ — The Best Internet Gossip, No Fact-Checking Required (Just Like the Mainstream Media!)”
Welcome to the wild world of rumors, where facts take a back seat and anything is possible! In this post, we’ve rounded up the juiciest, most entertaining gossip swirling around the internet about Kamala Harris, Donald Trump, and their fast food feuds. Are they true? Maybe. Are we going to bother fact-checking them? Absolutely not!
Why should we, when mainstream media doesn’t seem to either? So sit back, grab some popcorn (or fries), and enjoy these wild rumors—we’ll let you decide what’s real, because honestly, who’s keeping track anymore?
“Could These Rumors Be True? Who’s to Say? 🤷♂️ — The Best Internet Gossip, No Fact-Checking Required (Just Like the Mainstream Media!)”
Rumor: Kamala Harris Plans to Ban All Fast Food Chains After Trump’s McDonald’s Stint
“Sources Say VP Has Personal Vendetta Against French Fries”
Rumor: Donald Trump to Launch His Own Line of Gourmet French Fries Called ‘Trump Fries’
“Insiders Claim They’ll Be the ‘Best Fries You’ve Ever Had, Believe Me'”
Rumor: Kamala Harris Seen Practicing Drive-Thru Skills at Secret Fast Food Training Camp
“Anonymous Redditor Claims She’s Preparing for ‘Ultimate Fry-Off’ with Trump”
Rumor: Trump Considers Making McDonald’s Shift Part of Presidential Duties if Re-Elected
“Campaign Source Says: ‘He Thinks It’ll Bring Him Closer to the People’”
Rumor: Kamala Harris’s Alleged McDonald’s Uniform from the 80s Found at Yard Sale
“X User Posts ‘Vintage’ Uniform, Calls it ‘Smoking Gun'”
Rumor: Donald Trump Challenged Kamala Harris to a ‘Burger Flipping Contest’ on Live TV
“Leaked Memo Suggests Event Will Be Held in Swing State McDonald’s”
Rumor: Kamala Harris Once Tried to Trademark Her Own Secret Sauce Recipe
“Reddit Thread Explodes with Speculation About Ingredients”
Rumor: Trump Claims He Invented a New, Better Way to Salt Fries During McDonald’s Visit
“‘Everyone’s Doing It Wrong,’ He Allegedly Told Staff”
Rumor: Kamala Harris to Star in Reality TV Show ‘Undercover Fry Cook’
“Show Will Feature Politicians Working in Fast Food to ‘Connect with Voters’”
Rumor: Trump Demands All Fast Food Workers Wear ‘Make America Fry Again’ Hats
“Anonymous Source Says Campaign Sees ‘Huge Marketing Opportunity’”
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