Official Fake News Corporation T-Shirt: The Only Shirt Worth Spreading Fake News In
Introducing the Official Fake News Corp T-Shirt, featuring our iconic cat logo in all its top-hatted, classy glory! This isn’t just any t-shirt—this is the t-shirt. You know, the kind you pick up, rub between your fingers, and immediately say, “Wow, this is a really nice t-shirt.” Yep, that kind of quality.
We don’t mess around when it comes to comfort. Made from the softest, most luxurious cotton blend, this shirt feels like it was handwoven by tiny, over-caffeinated interns who care way too much about the thread count. Whether you’re spreading fake news at the office, out on the town, or just scrolling through Twitter pretending you’re still informed, this shirt will keep you cozy, cool, and looking as sharp as our feline mascot.
Proceeds That Matter (Sort of)
The best part? Every purchase directly funds the essential work of our dedicated staff—allowing them to continue sitting at their computers and making sh*t up for your entertainment. Without your support, they might have to do something unthinkable, like fact-checking, or even worse, finding real jobs. Help us avoid that nightmare.
Why You’ll Love It:
Unmatched Quality: Seriously, it’s that t-shirt. The one you don’t want to take off. Ever.
Iconic Design: Features our logo in all its satirical, high-society feline splendor. Who wouldn’t want to wear that?
Support Fake News (Literally): Every purchase helps us continue doing what we do best—being outrageously fake.
Comfort for Days: Made with the kind of soft, premium fabric that makes you question every other shirt you own.
So what are you waiting for? Order yours today, wear it with pride, and join the most comfortable (and definitely the most ridiculous) movement in the world of satire!
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!