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The Ultimate Survival Hoodie - I Survived - Fake News Corp

The Ultimate Survival Hoodie - I Survived

"I Survived" Hoodie: The Unbreakable Wardrobe Essential This is it. The hoodie that has seen things. It's the most versatile piece of fabric you'll ever wrap yourself in—because it’s survived just as much as you have. From the 2020 election rollercoaster to the stress-eating marathon that was the 2024 election season (and let’s be honest, …

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“I Survived” Hoodie: The Unbreakable Wardrobe Essential

This is it. The hoodie that has seen things. It’s the most versatile piece of fabric you’ll ever wrap yourself in—because it’s survived just as much as you have. From the 2020 election rollercoaster to the stress-eating marathon that was the 2024 election season (and let’s be honest, everything in between), this hoodie is ready to declare your resilience to the world.

But wait, it’s also future-proof. With “I Survived” emblazoned on the front, this hoodie isn’t just a garment; it’s a prophecy. Ready to outlast alien invasions, unexpected time travel glitches, or the next worldwide shortage of common sense, this hoodie keeps you covered through all life’s absurdities.

Crafted from a super-soft blend of airlume combed ring-spun cotton and poly fleece, it’s cozy enough for a brisk beach evening, rugged enough for an impromptu escape to the mountains, and stylish enough for literally any survival scenario.

Get ready to look back in 50 years, wearing this hoodie, and laugh at all the “end-of-the-world” moments that were no match for you and your new favorite hoodie.

A soft and comfy unisex hoodie that fits all your hoodie needs. The fleece fabric makes it a great partner all year round, be it a summer evening on the beach, or a Christmas dinner in a mountain cabin.

• 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Heather colors are 60% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 40% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.4 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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