“Boldly proclaim your untapped potential with this ‘Russian Asset’ T-shirt—a cheeky nod to the conspiracy theories, media buzz, and modern-day cloak-and-dagger drama. Perfect for anyone who wants to be noticed, yet keeps their motives just mysterious enough to spark a few raised eyebrows. Whether you’re a fan of political satire or simply appreciate the humor in unclaimed fame, this shirt lets the world know you’re ready for the spotlight…even if it’s a shadowy one.”
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
